Because, I went out and bought the patterns I wanted. I feel like I can tell you that Hobby Lobby has Simplicity patterns on sale for 99¢ this week! :)
I picked up the following patterns:
Three dress patterns. Two of them are vintage "Jiffy" reprints.
A vintage "Jiffy" shirt reprint. (Jiffy patterns have two or three main pattern pieces)
A vintage 11 1/2" doll (Barbie) reprint.
And a steampunk jacket costume pattern. I have a really cool idea for this! You'll have to wait and see what it might become!
Hurry in and check out the sale!